Post by Strumps on Aug 16, 2004 15:12:58 GMT -5
On 7/8/04 we travelled to Peterhead via train and bus not only to see the game but also to celebrate the BUS's anti-stag day. One of the things we did was to start recording the many weird and wonderful saying the big man has.
I found my notes tonight on some of the words spoken so without further ado I give you part 1 of the world according to BUS (don't take this personally BUS). If anyone wants to add to the list, feel free.
1) Brian, you've been condemed as a witch !
(I've no idea what as about)
2) Tad got his story up (X 3)
3) Stop checking your statistics !
(A shot across my bows no doubt)
4) The're tourists !
(shouted at an old couple that were getting on a bus)
5) I'd just like to say I'm being ingored again
6) One nil is enough
(but for what team & why ?)
7) I'm used to blackmail so do you think it's a new thing ?
(just what is BUS involved in ?)
8) You're more mobile than a subsitute
(? BUS lost me on this remark)
9) Ned to pee-wee. Kids are stupid ! (shouted at the top of his voice)
(yip, he's mad)
10) I'm a Shire supporter and I deserve more than I share.
(mmh, probably never a truer word was spoken if only we could understand what it meant)
11) He's a F*****k fan (shouted at Peterhead no. 6 as he scored their second)
12) It's a straight red ! (very load)
(strangely no-one else in the crowd noticed the incident)
13) I've nothing to do with that, properly speaking.
(back to the strange 2nd life mentioned in 7) above)
14) Victory is sweet.
(after we'd just lost our 26th league away game in a row)
15) When asked what women he fancied BUS replied Magaret Thatcher and King George the 3rd's wife Caroline !
(What !!!!)
16) Pause for the applause.
(why ? We didn't do anything)
Finally, in honour of the special day a new verse was added to the BUS song;
Brian the Bus
Brian the Bus
Brian the Bus and his brand new bag
Brought awoman from Tashkent
War games were removed
Couldn't find his hat 'cos it was in a drawer.
I found my notes tonight on some of the words spoken so without further ado I give you part 1 of the world according to BUS (don't take this personally BUS). If anyone wants to add to the list, feel free.
1) Brian, you've been condemed as a witch !
(I've no idea what as about)
2) Tad got his story up (X 3)
3) Stop checking your statistics !
(A shot across my bows no doubt)
4) The're tourists !
(shouted at an old couple that were getting on a bus)
5) I'd just like to say I'm being ingored again
6) One nil is enough
(but for what team & why ?)
7) I'm used to blackmail so do you think it's a new thing ?
(just what is BUS involved in ?)
8) You're more mobile than a subsitute
(? BUS lost me on this remark)
9) Ned to pee-wee. Kids are stupid ! (shouted at the top of his voice)
(yip, he's mad)
10) I'm a Shire supporter and I deserve more than I share.
(mmh, probably never a truer word was spoken if only we could understand what it meant)
11) He's a F*****k fan (shouted at Peterhead no. 6 as he scored their second)
12) It's a straight red ! (very load)
(strangely no-one else in the crowd noticed the incident)
13) I've nothing to do with that, properly speaking.
(back to the strange 2nd life mentioned in 7) above)
14) Victory is sweet.
(after we'd just lost our 26th league away game in a row)
15) When asked what women he fancied BUS replied Magaret Thatcher and King George the 3rd's wife Caroline !
(What !!!!)
16) Pause for the applause.
(why ? We didn't do anything)
Finally, in honour of the special day a new verse was added to the BUS song;
Brian the Bus
Brian the Bus
Brian the Bus and his brand new bag
Brought awoman from Tashkent
War games were removed
Couldn't find his hat 'cos it was in a drawer.