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Post by Strumps on Mar 22, 2004 17:16:36 GMT -5
And again (as I forgot the S.P.O.O.N. word is taboo)
We've lost the game again Fly the s.p.o.o.n, Fly the s.p.o.o.n
We've lost the game again Fly the s.p.o.o.n, Fly the s.p.o.o.n.
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Post by Gull on Mar 22, 2004 19:28:35 GMT -5
`Into Division 3`- to the tune of `Yellow submarine`
"There`s a place called Inverness, up the A9, far away! and in that place called Inverness, Shire boys are gonna stay!
<chorus>
gonna see the Shire play in division 3, in division 3, in division 3! gonna see the Shire play in division 3, in division 3, in division 3!
and there`s a place called Ding-wall, up the A9, far away! and in that place called Ding-wall Shire boys are gonna play!
gonna see the Shire play in division 3, in division 3, in division 3! gonna see the Shire play in division 3, in division 3, in division 3!"
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Post by Shire105 on Mar 23, 2004 3:24:17 GMT -5
There is a 3rd verse to this song which goes;
There's a place called Arbroath Up the coast from Dundee And in that place called Arbroath We're gonna sh*te, on the beach
No wonder it is rarely sung verse and now nearly forgotten.
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Post by Strumps on Mar 23, 2004 5:28:37 GMT -5
Last night I lay a sleeping There came a dream so fair I thought I was a Shire player With just one strand of hair I hit the ball from ten yards It whistled as it flew I leapt in the air with excitement as the score reached 7-2 I leapt in the air with excitement as the score reached 7-2
Oh Shire, Oh Shire Lift up your hearts and sing Oh Shire in the highest Shirey Pirey are going to win
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Post by Strumps on Mar 23, 2004 6:49:25 GMT -5
Wee John wants to be an Air Force Major He wants to live a life of danger
Bring on Al quay-eda, they are pants The A team will put you in a trance
Singing... Wee John Wee john Wee John Wee John
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Post by erzsebet bathory on Mar 23, 2004 10:19:02 GMT -5
another of wee johns masterpieces
jingle bells, batman smells robin flew away kojak lost his lollipop and bought a milky way
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Post by erzsebet bathory on Mar 23, 2004 10:22:34 GMT -5
tune "into the valley" by The skids
into dividion 3 where we gonna play na nana na na na nana na na na nana na na na nana na na we are the shire black & white brigade we hate the bottom we know there Sh*t thingyov's a bum boy and christies a git na na na na na nana na na hello hello we are the shire hello hello we are the shire
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albionirover
Tam Ward club member
Don't fall asleep...........
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Post by albionirover on Mar 24, 2004 7:22:08 GMT -5
Big Owen's: Along with Cliftonhill, the only thing most Scottish males know about Coatbridge. Class!
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Post by Strumps on Mar 24, 2004 7:26:09 GMT -5
This one is for Twinkle (special request)
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
Tuperware party Tuperware party Tuperware party NOW
ETC
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Post by Strumps on Mar 24, 2004 7:31:17 GMT -5
This is sung to the Doors "Whisky song"
Show my the way to the next reserve game Oh don't ask why, oh don't ask why Show me the way to the next reserve game Oh don't ask why, oh don't ask why For if we don't find any reserve game I tell you we will die, I tell you we will die I tell you we will die, I tell you we will die
I dream of midweek reserve games Away down at Stranraer Cause we've lost our Shire reserve ganes And we must see games all the time
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Post by Strumps on Mar 24, 2004 8:01:07 GMT -5
Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy Beer and Chips and Sex and Gravy (x 45 minutes)
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Post by wellibob on Mar 24, 2004 8:50:40 GMT -5
a fillet of fish, a fillet of fish a fiilet of fish to fill it
a fillet of fish, a fillet of fish a fiilet of fish to fill it
a fillet of fish, a fillet of fish a fiilet of fish to fill it
a fillet of fish, a fillet of fish a fiilet of fish to fill it
followed by a shout of "Mr Robert Mcdonald loves fish farming"
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Post by Strumps on Mar 25, 2004 17:58:46 GMT -5
(Originally this song was supposed to be to the tune of "Ding dong the witch is dead" from The Wizard of Oz but it turned out to be "Money makes the world go round" !)
We represent the Dust Mask Crew The Dust Mask Crew, The Dust Mask Crew We represent the Dust Mask Crew And we welcome you to pi**head land
We're gonna drink some stale beer now A thingytail too, a thingytail too We're gonna drink some stale beer now And sing a song about the Dust Mask Crew
Train trips are a sheer delight Pi**ed in flight what a sight Train trips are a sheer delight Funnels on the platform murdering pints
Singing at a strange venue Dancing too, spewing too Singing at a strange venue All you have to do is join The Crew
Occasionally we drive a car Drive it far, very far Occasionally we drive a car All the way down to a Stranraer bar
Sponges are the order of the day At Dumfries where Queen' s play Sponges are the order of the day Spongy spongy sponge the S.D.M.C. say
A member once visited Cell Block 6 In the jail, Cell Block 6 A member once visited Cell Block 6 The funny thing was he thought he was nicked
Sing a song about Tesco receipts Small and neat, very cheap Sing a song about Tesco receipts Buy a Concorde and get one free
Walking to the Bottom's ground Down Graham's road pi**ed and proud Walking to the Bottom's ground Quarter gills abound and vodkas downed
Domino dance is all the rage At Stair Park, down 4-1 Domino dance is all the rage As the policeman says you fu*king brave
Small man shouts "A fraction now!" A fraction now, a fraction now Small man shouts "A fraction now!" Gimme a fraction and gimme it now! Five 93rds!
(Verse 12 is just too bad even for me to censor, far less type it here !! Give me a shout if you really want to hear it - I can send it by personal message)
We've all got our wooden s.p.o.o.n.s. They've all been painted on We've all got our wooden s.p.o.o.n.s Tap them on the ground to this tune (tap tap.. tap tap tap... tap tap... tap tap tap)
Pi**ed and proud we sing this song Dustmasks on, s.p.o.o.n.s on Pi**ed and proud we sing this song Bottom of the League we won't go wrong
Won't go wrong (x 30 )
FORGOT TO SAY AT THE TOP THAT THIS SONG IS ONLY EVER SUNG WEARING A DUST MASK.
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Post by wellibob on Mar 25, 2004 20:05:46 GMT -5
There is 2 songs which are tooooooo rude to put on here but are in the WIDH song booklet I think? The title of these are:
1. A finger of fudge 2. Jingle bells (the sexy version)
sorry but can't print these. Will sing them at Cowdenbeath if requested
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Post by Strumps on Mar 27, 2004 3:46:02 GMT -5
This one is sung to Joy Division's "Walked in Line"
We are the drunken Shire fans so fine We watch the Shire to pass the time Wearing The S.p.o.o.n. of better days With measured beat we drink in time
We are the Shire, we are the Shire We are the Shire, we are the Shire We are the Shire, we are the Shire We are the Shire, we are the Shire
We carry dominoes at Stranraer And go drinking in gay bars Within the dustmask of ancient time We spew and sing as Shire win
We are the Shire, we are the Shire We are the Shire, we are the Shire We are the Shire, we are the Shire We are the Shire, we are the Shire
For love and glory at The Wall We dance and sing and have a ball But still the game becomes a bore As we win by bloody four
We are the Shire, we are the Shire We are the Shire, we are the Shire We are the Shire, we are the Shire We are the Shire, we are the Shire
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