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Post by Strumps on Apr 2, 2004 14:59:44 GMT -5
(Sung for the memory of El and his mad crazy youth days!)
C !!!! I !!!! T !!!! Y !!!!
City, city, city, city Come on sh*ty,Come on sh*ty, Come on sh*ty, Come on Come on sh*ty,Come on sh*ty, Come on sh*ty, Come on
CITY
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Post by Strumps on Apr 9, 2004 15:25:36 GMT -5
One week since the last song post (& we have still have 40 + songs to reveal) ! Getting lazy lads ?
Anyway, I was looking at Shire's 1994/95 season today and this gem came to mind;
If it wisnae for McDougall Whar wid we be We'd be in Division Two and not Division Three For all it takes is for someone to shoot and no goals turn into three If it wisnae for the antics of McDougall
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Post by Strumps on Apr 10, 2004 4:17:34 GMT -5
Next up is the “Curse” song. So called because every time we sing it we lose a goal before we get to the end of the song, seriously.
1 man & 1 sheep went to play for Montrose 1 man & 1 sheep went to play for Montrose
1 man & 2 sheep went to play for Montrose 1 man & 2 sheep went to play for Montrose
1 man & 3 sheep went to play for Montrose 1 man & 3 sheep went to play for Montrose
1 man & 4 sheep went to play for Montrose 1 man & 4 sheep went to play for Montrose
1 man & 5 sheep went to play for Montrose 1 man & 5 sheep went to play for Montrose
1 man & 6 sheep went to play for Montrose 1 man & 6 sheep went to play for Montrose
1 man & 7 sheep went to play for Montrose 1 man & 7 sheep went to play for Montrose
1 man & 8 sheep went to play for Montrose 1 man & 8 sheep went to play for Montrose
1 man & 9 sheep went to play for Montrose 1 man & 9 sheep went to play for Montrose
1 man & 10 sheep went to play for Montrose 1 man & 10 sheep went to play for Montrose
The whole Montrose team is made up of sheep The whole Montrose team is made up of sheep
1 man & 1 bridie went to play for Forfar 1 man & 1 bridie went to play for Forfar
1 man & 2 bridies went to play for Forfar 1 man & 2 bridies went to play for Forfar
1 man & 3 bridies went to play for Forfar 1 man & 3 bridies went to play for Forfar
1 man & 4 bridies went to play for Forfar 1 man & 4 bridies went to play for Forfar
1 man & 5 bridies went to play for Forfar 1 man & 5 bridies went to play for Forfar
1 man & 6 bridies went to play for Forfar 1 man & 6 bridies went to play for Forfar
1 man & 7 bridies went to play for Forfar 1 man & 7 bridies went to play for Forfar
1 man & 8 bridies went to play for Forfar 1 man & 8 bridies went to play for Forfar
1 man & 9 bridies went to play for Forfar 1 man & 9 bridies went to play for Forfar
1 man & 10 bridies went to play for Forfar 1 man & 10 bridies went to play for Forfar
The whole Forfar team is made up of bridies The whole Forfar team is made up of bridies
1 man & 1 ship went to sail at Stranraer 1 man & 1 ship went to sail at Stranraer
1 man & 2 ships went to sail at Stranraer 1 man & 2 ships went to sail at Stranraer
1 man & 3 ships went to sail at Stranraer 1 man & 3 ships went to sail at Stranraer
1 man & 4 ships went to sail at Stranraer 1 man & 4 ships went to sail at Stranraer
1 man & 5 ships went to sail at Stranraer 1 man & 5 ships went to sail at Stranraer
1 man & 6 ships went to sail at Stranraer 1 man & 6 ships went to sail at Stranraer
1 man & 7 ships went to sail at Stranraer 1 man & 7 ships went to sail at Stranraer
1 man & 8 ships went to sail at Stranraer 1 man & 8 ships went to sail at Stranraer
1 man & 9 ships went to sail at Stranraer 1 man & 9 ships went to sail at Stranraer
1 man & 10 ships went to sail at Stranraer 1 man & 10 ships went to sail at Stranraer
The whole Stranraer team is made up of ships The whole Stranraer team is made up of ships
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Post by Trevor The Terrorist on Apr 13, 2004 10:05:52 GMT -5
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Post by Ramz on Apr 13, 2004 15:49:51 GMT -5
That`s a lot of wasted space there Trevor29, assuming you are the same Trevor that was on before - mind you looking at your post you probably are! Why the 29 - I know that is not your age?
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Post by Trevor The Terrorist on Apr 14, 2004 5:10:54 GMT -5
RAMZ!The button on my computer got stuck and you should be typing songs on this post!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Ramz on Apr 14, 2004 16:22:41 GMT -5
RAMZ!The button on my computer got stuck and you should be typing songs on this post!!!!!!!!!! Just here to help! You could press the `modify post` button and delete the space - would`nt that be nice?
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Post by Trevor The Terrorist on Apr 15, 2004 13:30:07 GMT -5
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Post by Shire105 on Apr 16, 2004 14:04:43 GMT -5
Oh Yogi Hughes, of FFC Oh Yogi Hughes, of FFC He's got a head like a malteser Oh Yogi Hughes, of FFC
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Post by Strumps on Apr 25, 2004 7:08:29 GMT -5
Barnstoneworth Barnstoneworth Barnstoneworth Barnstoneworth Barnstoneworth Barnstoneworth Barnstoneworth Barnstoneworth Barnstoneworth Barnstoneworth
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Post by Strumps on May 11, 2004 16:46:54 GMT -5
This is wellibob's song. It should have been posted by Mr Bob himself but after weeks of bugging him about it I've given up.
I give you
Floral S.p.o.o.n.
Off to the pub to drink some beer If you're coming we'll see you there Then to the game at ten past three Missed a goal or maybe three Got our s.p.o.o.n.s and dustmasks on Pissed and proud we'll sing this song
Paint your s.p.o.o.n.s and do it today Dustmasks on with no delay Going to the pub to drink a Blastaway We're are members of A.T.A.A. A.T.A.A.! A.T.A.A.! A.T.A.A.! A.T.A.A.!
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Post by Strumps on May 12, 2004 16:53:00 GMT -5
I WILL COMPLETE THIS SONG THREAD no matter if friends of mine are getting a little lazy.
This one is ALL wellibob.
C What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans Who bevy in the morning
V1 Take them to the pub and leave them there till kick-off Take them to the pub and leave them there till kick-off Take them to the pub and leave them there till kick-off They bevy in the morning
C What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans Who bevy in the morning
V2 Drag them to the game to make them suffer Drag them to the game to make them suffer Drag them to the game to make them suffer They bevy in the morning
C What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans Who bevy in the morning
V3 Put their dustmasks on and wave their s.p.o.o.n.s Put their dustmasks on and wave their s.p.o.o.n.s Put their dustmasks on and wave their s.p.o.o.n.s They bevy in the morning
C What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans Who bevy in the morning
V4 Throw them on the pitch to celebrate a goal Throw them on the pitch to celebrate a goal Throw them on the pitch to celebrate a goal They bevy in the morning
C What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans Who bevy in the morning
V5 Make them sing and shout until the game is over Make them sing and shout until the game is over Make them sing and shout until the game is over They bevy in the morning
C What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans Who bevy in the morning
V6 Take them out at night to slag the F**kirk fans Take them out at night to slag the F**kirk fans Take them out at night to slag the F**kirk fans They bevy in the morning
C What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans Who bevy in the morning
V7 Buy them Blastaways and pour it down their necks Buy them Blastaways and pour it down their necks Buy them Blastaways and pour it down their necks They bevy in the morning
C What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans Who bevy in the morning
V8 Take them to the Indian and buy them Vindaloo Take them to the Indian and buy them Vindaloo Take them to the Indian and buy them Vindaloo They bevy in the morning
C What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans What shall we do with the drunken Shire fans Who bevy in the morning
V9 What then happened to the drunken Shire fans What then happened to the drunken Shire fans What then happened to the drunken Shire fans They found them dead next morning
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Post by Strumps on May 14, 2004 17:05:32 GMT -5
Sure someone was taking the p.i.s. out our our beloved Mr Stats when this 1st saw the light of day about 10 years ago.
C Stat Thing Your life is stat storing You stat everying, you yeah Oh Stat Thing
V Oh Stat Thing. You're an addict And we know for sure Came on Stat Thing. Pull out your pencil And start statting
C Stat Thing Your life is stat storing You stat everying, you yeah Oh Stat Thing
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Post by Strumps on May 14, 2004 17:12:19 GMT -5
This is one of my all-time favourites, not sure if I've sung it this season though. Note that this is more of a chant than a song.
We ate sister one of us We ate sister one of us A loving couple, loving couple Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble
We ate brother one of us We ate brother one of us A loving couple, loving couple Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble
We ate mother one of us We ate mother one of us A loving couple, loving couple Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble
We ate father one of us We ate father one of us A loving couple, loving couple Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble
We ate everyone one of us We ate everyone one of us A loving couple, loving couple Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble Gooble Gabble
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Post by Strumps on May 22, 2004 11:59:18 GMT -5
Close season flat cleaning (anyone who has ever been in my flat will understand) and I found this song written on a ripped copy of Sun (24/4/04).
Sure it was from a Shire fans conversation. Let me know.
SORE HAIR, SORE HAIR, SORE HAIR, SORE HAIR HEAD BOUNCING SORE HAIR
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